SCHWAGGER LISTS: Why ride when you can drive?
Things speak much better than words.
Close your eyes and put your foot to the pedal of any of these cars and feel the rush of a powerful luxury vehicle and the open road waiting to be conquered. Vroom. We created a list (no particular order) below of schwaggerous cars hitting the streets near you.
- Bmw M5 Sedan “The crew whip” Taking a girls/guys night out has never been more comfortable behind the seat of this 500 horsepower V.10 engine. This car screams young money with a touch of maturity.
- Saab Turbo X “Independent” Limited Edition (Stylistically unique) Who? Saab. To many outside of suburbia, saab is as common as cul-de-sacs. Pun intended. We love the saab limited edition for two reasons, its limited availability and the seats.
- Audi R8 “alpha male steeze” Nothing scream alpha male than the niche- specialy sport coupes. The legendary Audi R8 does not fail to deliver speed and power in a relatively compact body. Packing 420 horses, you’re picking up birds in this car. Getting your hands on one of these is the hard part as uber limited quantities are available.
- Infiniti G37 Coupe “wifey whip” Optimal for two this coupe screams the optimal whip for the wifey. A dinner around town or just a passionate evening drive, this coupe has been known to ‘go 90 in a 65′.
- Porsche Cayenne Turbo S “all about me” Why turbo? Well because i like to drive fast. This will be my next purchase. After a test drive which, ended with me swearing not to ever leave the lot, i am a believer. This car speaks schwagger in style, speed, grace and subtle movements even though you could go nuts when you see what’s under the hood. This car is for the burburite who says.”I don’t care; want it.”
- Audi A4 “Burburite Standard issue” Another vehicle that falls into the standard issue. Not to fret young burburite yourhigh standards keep the eyes on you. This model audi is on the rise in suburbia, usa. Look behind the wheels of these and a lovely startlet burburite peeks behind (luxury brand) glasses. Getting to know her requires more than a hot bod.
- Lexus GS Hybrid “Enviromentalist” We don’t know too much about hybrids. WE do know that we like this car and it beats a prius anyday due to the amenities inside the vehicle.
- Range Rover Sport “trust fund baby” Yes, it’s true, you are a trust fund baby and you love it. You do your part, work hard and you bought yourself a car that most people only dream of seating inside. Go you! You are burbschwagger. You love life, you celebrate it. “Come here model, get in. Have you ever been to the hamptons?”
- Volkswagen Rabbit “Smart & stylish” Price was not the main determinant of this list. Features and “schwaggerous driving” factored in big. We ask you to test drive this car in any urban city around and you will see why this is one of the most ’slept on’ vehicles 0f 2009.
There you have it the pre-spring edition of Schwagger Lists – a compilation of the best cars out burbschwagger. The more high-end supercars are to come.